Shatterverse

[han_solo]

Dean has the baby at the moment, and he's sitting out by the lake in front of the farmhouse - well, the apartment building that the farmhouse has become.

(Spots is in the lake, wallowing happily, occasionally waving a tentacle. )

Dean is doing his level best to coax another smile out of a baby who has been grumpy and sulky all morning. This involves shameless baby-talk.

Comments

[han_solo]

"Give that baby back, you're clearly not qualified to handle it."

[beliefovermisery]

"When you learn to dodge Firebender burns, you can talk to me about baby qualifications."

[han_solo]

"Hey, neither of them has burned me in years."