"Oh Christ no," Dean agrees instantly, glancing back towards the door. "Kids don't need me, Jesus."

NOT INTERESTED IN ANY RELATIONSHIP OH GOD NO.

"I promise, I ain't gonna jump in on that."


For one thing, kids need a dad who's not a complete abject failure, who didn't sell his soul, who didn't get his dad killed, etc etc etc Dean's wangst could fill a textbook. For another, he has Sam to look after!